Men vs. Women

Ever wonder about the difference between men and women?

"THINGY" :-
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

"VULNERABLE" :-
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing cricket without a box.


"COMMUNICATION" :-
Female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

"BUTT" :-
Female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is worn.
Male: What you slap when someone scores a try, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning.

"COMMITMENT" :-
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with girlfriend.


"ENTERTAINMENT" :-
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.


"FLATULENCE" :-
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding.

Too hilarious! Got this from here.